Welcome to Blocklock City!
Jazz: i hope a group of dikdiks is called a circlejerk
The nightblogging begins
Jazz: you watch whethervane right
Jazz: she just reblogged olms
Joss: yes
Jazz: "embryonic dragons"
Jazz: but if they're embryos then they're unborn, aren't they
Jazz: is the world their egg
Jazz: will the world hatch on december 21st
Jazz: i can't imagine dave being anything but awkward during his first time
Jazz: he's the guy who's trying not to think about spongebob while plowing someone
Joss: FUFJCUJCC
Jazz: IT'S TRUE YOU CAN'T DENY
Jazz: "shit i can't stop thinking about spongebob"
Jazz: "man that episode where squidward goes to the future was crazy"
Jazz: "why do i still have a boner"
Games with Nora and Jasper

whethervane:

Jazz: i think my favorite game i’ve never played is “get down mr president”
Nakki: kFHDKSH
Nakki: YES
Nakki: but
Nakki: it sounds hilarious/capable of grevious injury
Jazz: the best combination
Nakki: also: another game called “get down mr. president” where you do everything the same except that once everyone touches their ear but one person everybody starts booty quakin it
Jazz: omfg nora
Nakki: 8D
Nakki: WOULDN’T IT BE HILARIOUS THOUGH
Jazz: that’s the best game

Jazz: someday i want to watch star trek just to see exactly how gay kirk and spock are
Jazz: because from what i’ve heard it literally would not be gayer if they kissed on-screen
Joss: you know chuck and mike
Jazz: oh my god
Joss: THAT gay
Jazz: that is very gay
Joss: it is indeed
Joss: i really want a slurpee but it'd involve getting dressed into actual going out clothes and getting in the car and going to get the slurpee
Joss: why can't a slurpee just materialize on my desk from my sheer will of wanting a slurpee
Jazz: getting into actual clothes
Jazz: bluh
Jazz: live fast live naked
Joss: word
JASPER IS A GENIUS P.2
Joss: U DIDNT KNWOW TGHAT ABOUIGT VANEELPE 'S, NAM,E????????
Jazz: SHUT THRE FUCLK UP OK
Jazz: JUST HSUT THE FUCK UP
Joss: JKHDJhjklhdada