• Jazz: i can't imagine dave being anything but awkward during his first time
  • Jazz: he's the guy who's trying not to think about spongebob while plowing someone
  • Joss: FUFJCUJCC
  • Jazz: IT'S TRUE YOU CAN'T DENY
  • Jazz: "shit i can't stop thinking about spongebob"
  • Jazz: "man that episode where squidward goes to the future was crazy"
  • Jazz: "why do i still have a boner"

Games with Nora and Jasper

whethervane:

Jazz: i think my favorite game i’ve never played is “get down mr president”
Nakki: kFHDKSH
Nakki: YES
Nakki: but
Nakki: it sounds hilarious/capable of grevious injury
Jazz: the best combination
Nakki: also: another game called “get down mr. president” where you do everything the same except that once everyone touches their ear but one person everybody starts booty quakin it
Jazz: omfg nora
Nakki: 8D
Nakki: WOULDN’T IT BE HILARIOUS THOUGH
Jazz: that’s the best game

JASPER IS A GENIUS

  • Jasper: IT TOOK ME /THIS LONG/ TO FIGURE OUT VANELLOPE'S NAME IS PLAYING OFF "VANILLA"
  • Jasper: I'M GONNA JUMP OFF 20 CLIFFS
  • Nakki: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Nakki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Nakki: HAHAKHKFDSHDFHDSDG
  • Nakki: FLDSHGIHD{PDJHISPHGFDIOPSFHJDS
  • Nakki: FUCKKNG
  • Nakki: JSAAPSER
  • Nakki: JASPER!!!!
  • Nakki: YOU FUCKIN
  • Nakki: U FAT NASTY TRASH
  • Nakki: GDSIHFDPSHFKKG