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The nightblogging begins
- Jazz: you watch whethervane right
- Jazz: she just reblogged olms
- Joss: yes
- Jazz: "embryonic dragons"
- Jazz: but if they're embryos then they're unborn, aren't they
- Jazz: is the world their egg
- Jazz: will the world hatch on december 21st
- Jazz: i can't imagine dave being anything but awkward during his first time
- Jazz: he's the guy who's trying not to think about spongebob while plowing someone
- Joss: FUFJCUJCC
- Jazz: IT'S TRUE YOU CAN'T DENY
- Jazz: "shit i can't stop thinking about spongebob"
- Jazz: "man that episode where squidward goes to the future was crazy"
- Jazz: "why do i still have a boner"
Games with Nora and Jasper
Jazz: i think my favorite game i’ve never played is “get down mr president”
Nakki: kFHDKSH
Nakki: YES
Nakki: but
Nakki: it sounds hilarious/capable of grevious injury
Jazz: the best combination
Nakki: also: another game called “get down mr. president” where you do everything the same except that once everyone touches their ear but one person everybody starts booty quakin it
Jazz: omfg nora
Nakki: 8D
Nakki: WOULDN’T IT BE HILARIOUS THOUGH
Jazz: that’s the best game
Nora’s a rich popular porn fairy and I’m the little goblin that lives in her basement and uses up all the hot water.
- Jazz: someday i want to watch star trek just to see exactly how gay kirk and spock are
- Jazz: because from what i’ve heard it literally would not be gayer if they kissed on-screen
- Joss: you know chuck and mike
- Jazz: oh my god
- Joss: THAT gay
- Jazz: that is very gay
- Joss: it is indeed
- Joss: i really want a slurpee but it'd involve getting dressed into actual going out clothes and getting in the car and going to get the slurpee
- Joss: why can't a slurpee just materialize on my desk from my sheer will of wanting a slurpee
- Jazz: getting into actual clothes
- Jazz: bluh
- Jazz: live fast live naked
- Joss: word
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